Alt.end

An online slop-bucket.
Jul 21
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Jul 20
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kierongillen:

‘The Motherload’ by MastodonThis makes me want to fuck dragons.

Everything makes you want to fuck dragons.

kierongillen:

‘The Motherload’ by Mastodon
This makes me want to fuck dragons.

Everything makes you want to fuck dragons.

Jun 29
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import feedparser import requests import arrow from time import mktime, sleep def yo_all(api_token): return requests.post( “http://api.justyo.co/yoall/”, data={‘api_token’: api_token} ) parsed_feed = feedparser.parse(‘http://altend.tumblr.com/rss’) timepublished = parsed_feed.entries[0].published_parsed while True: atp = arrow.get(mktime(timepublished)) sleep(60) atp1 = arrow.get(mktime(timepublished)) if atp.timestamp != atp1.timestamp: yo_all(‘xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx’)
— So I think I just wrote some code that will let me Yo everyone every time I publish a new post.
Jun 21
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zdarsky:

These wonderful ladies were playing a game of brimpception with us, so, how could we not take it to the next level?

The printing of this cover was for one hundred copies and sent only to them. If you want one, it’s allll up to Juliette & Heather: @ & @

This was the hardest thing to keep secret, guys. Matt and I have been looking forward to this day for SO LONG.

SO LONG.

We love you guys.

Jun 01
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kierongillen:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle, Series 3, Episode 6: Marriage.

I’ve been resisting Reblogging this for about 10 minutes. That’s how much willpower I have now.

Hey, this one of the routines I saw being workshopped! It was the best

May 09
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Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book.

Cicero, circa 43 BC (via amandaonwriting)

Recency illusion is the belief or impression that something is of recent origin when it is in fact long-established.”

(via cimness)

i love pulling out ancient quotes like this whenever someone starts complaining about This Generation and how we’re ruining the world

(via transnatsume)

"There is currently no compelling evidence that any one of the multiplicity of quotations listed above was really inscribed on a tablet during ancient days" says Quote Investigator

SORRY TUMBLR

(via wolvensnothere)

Apr 18
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Sebastian DAMN

(Source: taterpie)

Mar 29
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We put so much care into making the Internet resilient from technical failures, but make no effort to make it resilient to political failure.
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We haven’t seen yet what a truly bad government is capable of doing with modern information technology. What the good ones get up to is terrifying enough.